This grossly earned and somewhat weary coming-of-aged beauty only leads to one point…“at last my love has come along my lonely days are over and life is like a song.” -Etta James

Me, my beloved brew and my toe cleavage minding my own business, or was I? Apparently toe cleavage can trigger one pent-up individual with a few epitaphs for a little exposure. No need to worry about me furious one, I’m an avatar baby.