I was accused of being in the water for three hours. I’ve been accused of worse things, but there’s no way I could have because my bladder signals me after about an hour and as much as I would have liked to frolic some more, nature calls me every time. I may have stretched it a bit more than my usual hour, what can I say there’s a lot to ponder on, pray for and transmute while I unwind in the water. I guess I was truly missed if it was noted how long I was gone for.